flameo hotman
3 b's: books, bands, and baking (the legal kind)


Kara // 18 // Philly

faypants:

Three photos taken in the same place, different times of the year.

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.

I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

hazelshaw:

Deleted scene: Hazel and Gus watching tv post incident

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Anonymous
What do you call a girlfriend who doesn't "feel like" fucking for almost two months? A ROOMMATE!

princeburrito:

dirtyberd:

What do you call a partner who probably isn’t satisfying their girlfriend’s emotional needs to the point where she isn’t turned on by them anymore because they don’t understand that arousal starts way outside of the bedroom? YOU.

boom. shotgunned.

intoasylum:

f.r.i.e.n.d.s | text posts

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

crimnatic:

#SAID EVERY OTHER STUDENT  #EVER

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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